- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

to get to the other side.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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