What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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The MLS

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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