- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

women's rights, lol

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

this is stupid .... yep

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What did Washington say to California? WC

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Guess what? The Game.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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