roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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