- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Chuck norris

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats worse than a joke? This

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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