How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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