What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Homonyms should be band.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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2 Penises

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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