A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Poop

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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