TRICERATOPS!

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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