Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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