What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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