Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Chuck norris

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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