What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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