What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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don't read this

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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