- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Ready for something funny? nothing

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Homosexualism is so gay man

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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