How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Life

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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