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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Lil Wayne

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

The WNBA

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Keanu Reaves

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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