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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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