- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

what's white and sticky semen

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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