why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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epic win?

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Ken wins!

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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A Serbian Film

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

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