- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Nickleback.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Don't believe in Atheists.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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