- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you call your mom? Mom

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Face...the other white meat!

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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