A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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A man walks into a vagina

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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