Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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