- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Nickelback.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

women's rights

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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