What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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