Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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how man

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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