Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Health food.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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brittney griner

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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no pun intended

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Neil is a reterd.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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