A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

My love life

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Me

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Xbox One

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whats worse than a kane nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops