why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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