Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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