- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

black people

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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