What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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smell the vitamin C

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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