- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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