- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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