Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

The Morman Religion.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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