- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Women's rights.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

404: Anti-joke not found.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

this is not a drill.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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