What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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My Boyfriend

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Nickelback

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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you first

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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