Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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