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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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