What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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PENIS

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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