Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Moooo

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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