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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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