- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Sarah Palin

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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