- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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