- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

I went to school. Then I came home.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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