What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Face...the other white meat!

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Phew... it's gone.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

You were born.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

refridgrator

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Anti Joke

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