What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Today is March 22.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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