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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the man die? He was old.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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