- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

You and your parents are going to die today

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

What's the difference between a lamp?

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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