- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Me

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Miscarriages.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Women's rights.

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