Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

What's the difference between a lamp?

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

You and your parents are going to die today

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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