amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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you suck

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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