Why was the woman?

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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