A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Banana Hamock.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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