- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Women's rights

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

everybody loves raymond

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

whats my name? Matt

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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