- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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