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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Yock

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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