What stops a train? A missile

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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