A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

black people are white when i use night gogles

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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