- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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