- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Christians pornstars.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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