Oh my God! A talking dog!

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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You all have Aids

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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