Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

its funny cuz i laughed!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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