Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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balls

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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