- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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