Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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