Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

suck my balls mr.garison

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

Lil Wayne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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