- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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