Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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so the weather's nice...

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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