Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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