A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Anti Joke

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