Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Nickleback.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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