- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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