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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Waseem is a hard worker.

what do gay people eat?? food

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

A woman wears a dress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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