Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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