216-409-7176 Call me.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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dick dick dick... frogs

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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