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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

say cheese

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Come on children, don't dawdle.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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