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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Get off my porch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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