Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Lets go Yankees

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

Ross.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

refridgrator

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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