- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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