Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What? Why?

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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