Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Today is March 22.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

how do you save a black man ... u don't

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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