Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Today is March 22.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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