This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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