Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Needless to say,

Ily bae

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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