- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

My kids are mistakes.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Neil is a reterd.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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