- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

I will create more jobs for americans

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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