Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Y u do dis?

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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